Turn on an episode of UGLY BETTY and drink every time you see a person come on screen that is not a straight, white man.
You'll be tanked in ten minutes.
It goes something like this:
Gay, latino, latino, black, gay, transgender, gay icon Judith Light, black, latino, latino, gay, white woman, black, latino, Lindsay Lohan (that's a lesbian! Drink twice!!), latino, black, gay, gay, gay.