Monday, October 22, 2007
Dumbledore to be on Cover of The Advocate?!
So, when asked about the dating life of senior HARRY POTTER wizard Dumbledore, J.K. Rowling responded to a crowd at a Barnes and Nobles book reading by saying, "I've always thought of him as gay."
HUGE MEDIA BLITZ. Gays are mad (Why didn't she mention this sooner?), Christian Conservatives are so incredibly upset and the entire world seems to be coming to end.
All I want to know is whether he'll be on the cover of the Advocate, and where do we send the toaster?
Not helping gay rumours, here's a shot of the man circa 1996 at famed Broadway bar, Don't Tell Mama's singing his version of EVERYTHING'S COMING UP ROSES.